The Backdoor Kit — Everything I Tell My DMs to Get

$258 $199 · 48 hours only — price goes back up Monday

Every single week, someone slides into my DMs with the same question: "Okay, but what do I actually need for the first time?"

Usually asked nervously. Usually with three follow-up questions. Babe — you're not doing anything wrong. You were just never taught.

After 18 years and 64,000 orders, this is my answer. Not a starter pack of random stuff — the exact three products I recommend every single time, in one box, with the two things I refuse to let anyone skip thrown in free.

What's in the box:

Lovense Lush Anal Plug ($169 value) — The toy my customers quietly turned into a best seller without me ever promoting it. Beginner-sized at 0.84", body-safe silicone, whisper-quiet, waterproof, and app-controlled — so your partner can be part of the fun from across the room or across the country.

Intimate Earth Adventure Relaxing Serum ($31.99 value) — Relaxes, never numbs. If you can't feel your body, you can't listen to it — and listening is the whole skill. This is the only kind I recommend, and this is the one I trust.

Dr. Tush's After Butt Play Gel ($24.99 value) — Aftercare is non-negotiable in my house. Instant cooling comfort, made for exactly this, because taking care of yourself afterward is part of doing it right.

FREE with your kit this weekend:

🎁 The Backdoor Guide ($19 value) — My 13-page, zero-shame, start-here guide. Understanding, preparation, pleasure — in that order. Delivered instantly, so you can read it before the box even arrives.

🎁 JO H2O Water-Based Lube ($6 value) — Water-based only on your silicone toys, babe. This one's safe for everything in the box.

Over $250 of doing-it-right for $199. Ships free in a plain box with neutral billing — nobody knows but us.